Your Fellow Disillusioned Floormate

Being an RA allows me to view the widest range of stupid. SO MUCH STUPID HAPPENS!!!! I cant even understand how people are so dense to the ways of life. Tonight during rounds we check the front stoop and see a resident drinking a beer….outside. in NYC. STUPID! So we proceed to write him up but his great mental capabilities allow him to be an ass while we try and do our jobs, in the end we got him, but after a little mental pain on our ends. But i know he’s gonna be a great member of society, “I wouldnt have been caught by the police, im way smarter than that”. Really? Because we just caught you. Gotta love my babies…

So my new freshie floor-mates have been here for a week, and already they be driving me cray-cray. Then add in all these emergencies, and then THE EMERGENCY aka IRENE. How do you think 600 18 yr olds deal with hurricane advisories and other chaos…they go get drunk fml-its good to know our future is in such capable understanding hands…..

Can you stop in Richmond and barter with the hill people? I heard they only eat the ugly ones.

“But mommy I thought we didn’t have any money left.” “Well I have a credit card so that’s like money”